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@BeardedRambles : There's either a cat with a lampshade on its head here or I'm really drunk.

@BeardedRambles: Relationship status: Fumbled with a key for 5 mins trying to get it to fit into the lock the right way.

And I kinda moaned when it slid in.

@BeardedRambles: Waiter: Ready to order?
Me: Yes, what goes well with an overbearing sis-in-law with delusions of grandeur?
W: ...
M: ...
W: ...
M: Whiskey.