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Tell the people what she wore…
If a satellite dish zaps your friend and turns them into chips and 2 sliders….
Would you eat them?馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
Not my job 馃槀
A lizard fell on my hand as I opening the window… now I have to explain why there was a young lady screaming in my room 馃憖
The first person to figure out babies instinctively hold their breath under water probably has a lot of explaining to do……
“a perfectly placed emoji is better than good punctuation.. ”
said No Teacher ever
Years after finishing high school I now know the true importance of punctuation signs
They are for making cute smiley faces
(^_^)/
Do emojis hide????
I can’t find an emoji I know is suppose to be there on the keyboard… Where is it?
(meanwhile someone thinks am typing paragraphs yet just looking for the one emoji 馃檲)
Messaging my hair person to make an appointment for sometime in the week and finding out they are now based in the UK….
So my 6 year old neighbour is like Uncle B do you like fruits
I say yeah I do…
And kid’s like I brought you fruit 馃拃
Anyway what does one do with an unripe paw paw
Seas the day!!!!
Not an. Officer sitting next to me …. Now I can’t drink my… er.. water
Instead of using the same password everywhere, I use multiple variations of the same password where I replace one letter with a special character or number, add extra letters and so on
This is super secure and protects all my accounts from ever being logged into by ME……馃槀馃槀
then my mum calls to ask why I’m not attending a family dinner; she says where is the glue
me: glue?
her: the glue you have been sniffing
This “band-aid” is bugging me 馃ぃ
