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@BeerBatterBeard : You'd think that the guy in charge of putting pepperoni on frozen pizzas would've been up for a performance review by now.

@BeerBatterBeard: The lack of paparazzi at this BBQ makes me think that my aunt can probably stop referring to her potato salad as "famous."