@BerrymoreBlue
Me: “Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep…”
The Lord: “You still have that?”
@BerrymoreBlue
@BerrymoreBlue
“I chose you yesterday, I choose you today, and I will choose you tomorrow.”
– Me, to my coffee
@BerrymoreBlue
I’m not a piece of shit. I’m the whole shit.