What do you call a Magician without any magic?
Ian.
I bought my friend a fridge for their birthday. You should’ve seen their face light up when they opened it.
I can’t take my dog to the park as all the ducks keep trying to bite him, but that’s my fault for getting one that’s pure bread.
It was my nieces birthday recently so I asked my sister what present I should get her. She said “you can’t really go wrong with Frozen stuff”.
So I got her a bag of peas.
People who say that their wedding day was the best day ever have obviously never had a KitKat that turns out to be just solid chocolate.
I’ve been told in the past that training with cats was difficult. It’s really not. Mine had me trained within a day.