I’ve got a black eye, a $200 fine and I’ve been listed on a register…turns out taking candy from a baby wasn’t so easy after all.
Today I nearly met my end!…it was in a yoga class.
*job interview*
Boss: Give an example of when you’ve done something creative
Me: When I listed my ‘experience’ on the application form
Cop: You were speeding so I’m going to be giving you a ticket
Me: Ooh, could I win something
Cop: Sort of, 2 more of these & you get a bike
Me: Mum was I adopted?
Mum: Yes, but they gave you back
Got a $15000 parking fine!!..I didn’t see a sign saying you couldn’t park on pedestrians.
A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation for the Abandoned Children’s Home…so I gave him my kids.