I thought $3 eggs 馃 were a lot
Until a saw a small bag of pistachios at the Airport going for $18
Money is the root of all wealth
When you鈥檙e cruising down the highway of life, and glance over to see bumper to bumper traffic on the other side of the highway, only to find out that you鈥檙e actually going in the wrong direction
A legal holiday weekend implies the existence of an illegal holiday weekend
A tenable situation implies the existence of an elevenable situation
I stopped carrying a grudge
Weigh me now
If you can’t beat them
Just try sunny side up
Why procrastinate today
When you could procrastinate tomorrow