“It’ll be dead soon. Nature abhors a vacuum.”
-commentsivehadafew
Shred some cheese for me? Thanks, you’re the gratist
“Are you going to be part of the problem or part of the solu— ”
Me: Oh problem, definitely
“That wasn’t… it was a rhetorica— ”
Me: I have some ideas on how to make the problem even funnier than it is
(credit Morgz, account missing)
Sarah Ross, on Facebook, handed out full-size candy bars. She also put a potato in the bowl. 🥔