“Damn! If I wasn’t already married, I’d propose to myself,”
I humbly say as I taste test this homemade mac and cheese.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
You didn’t say anything.
Yes, you’re welcome.
Grasping the ungraspable with Gorilla Glue. Now it’s mine. Forever. Oh.
Mother, may I invite the aliens over for dinner?
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Singer: Ya-aahh-aaahh-weee-aaaa-oooo-roooo-aaahhYeah, I felt that.
I packed a picnic lunch. Meet me by the abandoned ferris wheel at Chernobyl. I’ve heard glowing reviews.
“I have a headache” was not the invitation to sit down and talk to me that you think it was