If you’d just let me explain, you’d be even angrier.
Fine. I’ll rush you to the hospital, but then we’re doing what I want.
I hear the Pink Panther song when I sneak down the hall for a midnight snack..
What is wrong with me?!? Asking for a friend..
Awww. It looks like the neighbors are having the police dept over for brunch..
When someone asks “You know what I think?”, I say “Yes I do”. End of discussion.
When someone asks “You know what I think?”, I say “Yes I do”. End of discussion.
When someone asks “You know what I think?”, I say “Yes I do”. End of discussion.
My weapon of choice is a loaded vocabulary.
I don’t know why this driver threw his hands up and asked what I was doing. I thought it was pretty clear I was cutting him off.
My daughter just announced she’s SICK of stupid-ass people. I said “Oh darlin, you’re gonna feel ill for a long time.. they’re everywhere.”
If your jokes are corny I’m all ears.
Turns out I can hold my breath with a pillow over my face way longer than an old person. Innocent mistake..