@Book_Krazy: *Blows dandelion in the wind*
*stares at stem*
[whispers] "Now you're just somebody that I used to blow"
@Book_Krazy: Son: I have to bring a giraffe to school tomorrow
Hub: *types in zoo coordinates & grabs keys*
Me: He means a graph
Hub: I GOT THIS HONEY
@Book_Krazy: *Arrives at airport checkin*
Me: I've never been to the rainforest. I'm really excited!
Me: [Hands her Amazon Gift Card]
@Book_Krazy: Me: How did Mrs. Incredible know to name her son Dash if she didnt know what his superpower was yet?
Cashier: so was that paper or plastic?
@Book_Krazy: HIM: you promise you're not an octopus?
ME: of course not silly
HIM: good. come in & meet my family
ME: *hugs all 4 of them at once*
Your resume just says "I'm a mom". Why in the world would I hire you?
Me: BECAUSE I SAID SO THAT'S WHY!
@Book_Krazy: Me: What were you and daddy just laughing about?
Me: What about me?
9: You won't think its as funny as we do
@Book_Krazy: [Spelling Bee]
Her: Your word is consent.
Him: Can you describe the word?
@Book_Krazy: Satan: What's that?
God: Babies. I made them the sweetest creatures in the universe.
Satan: I see. *invents screaming*
God: lol good one!