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My new dentist asked me if I gag easily. “No, I’m a professional,” probably wasn’t the answer he expected.

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“Good thing I guessed that today was probably a BYOB situation.”

-me, chaperoning the kindergarten field trip

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My new cat, John Cena, wants me to remind y’all to never let your kids name your pets.