I am fed up with all these incest jokes about us Kentuckians. It’s offensive to me as well as Uncle Dad.
I won every fight in 1st grade.
Not because I was tough, because I was 13.
My wife just opened my car door for me.
Would have been a nice gesture had we not been going 70mph.
My wife just opened my car door for me.
Would have been a nice gesture had we not been going 70mph.
My wife just opened my car door for me.
Would have been a nice gesture had we not been going 70mph.
It’s hard to tweet and change the baby’s diaper at the same time.
I probably should have waited until I got to a red light.