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@BrattyBarbie : Very little scares me. So does very big.
@BrattyBarbie: I don't care how old you are, the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn't grab you is to use the run and jump method.
@BrattyBarbie: Where there's a will there's an "OMG! What's it say!? What does it say?".
@BrattyBarbie: Behind every successful man stands a surprised woman and behind her stands the surprised mother-in-law and behind her,your surprised Dad.
@BrattyBarbie: Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, b*tches be trippin...