Very little scares me. So does very big.
I don’t care how old you are, the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn’t grab you is to use the run and jump method.
Where there’s a will there’s an “OMG! What’s it say!? What does it say?”.
Behind every successful man stands a surprised woman and behind her stands the surprised mother-in-law and behind her,your surprised Dad.
Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, b*tches be trippin…