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Page of BreadFoster's best tweets

@BreadFoster : Only in New York will they pay $5 a bottle for cold water, but cry when it's free from the sky.

@BreadFoster: Don't say "lets get weird" on our date then get freaked out I'm dressed in Forever 21 and holding your cousin hostage.

@BreadFoster: I "pet zone" girls. It's like the friend zone, but, I only hang out if your dog will be there.

@BreadFoster: Man buns: Because girls want the convenience of a guy who always has a hair tie.

@BreadFoster: I can't wait until Taylor Swift breaks up with a black guy so she can put out a rap album.