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Page of BritXNic's best tweets

@BritXNic : "Alcohol doesn't affect me"

*Wakes up with cornrows, a light saber and two taxidermy lizards*

@BritXNic: "Creepy DM: I want to shave your legs.
Me: Ew"

On reflection this would have been a real time saver.

If you're reading this, call me?

@BritXNic: I don't chase guys unless I have my inhaler with me.

@BritXNic: Don't argue with strangers on the Internet.

Save up all that negative energy for your coworkers and door to door salesmen.

@BritXNic: For every person pleased at meeting their TC in real life. Another 762 are climbing out of bathroom windows and smashing their phone.