“Alcohol doesn’t affect me”
*Wakes up with cornrows, a light saber and two taxidermy lizards*
“Creepy DM: I want to shave your legs.
On reflection this would have been a real time saver.
If you’re reading this, call me?
I don’t chase guys unless I have my inhaler with me.
Don’t argue with strangers on the Internet.
Save up all that negative energy for your coworkers and door to door salesmen.
For every person pleased at meeting their TC in real life. Another 762 are climbing out of bathroom windows and smashing their phone.