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@BritXNic : "Alcohol doesn't affect me"
*Wakes up with cornrows, a light saber and two taxidermy lizards*
@BritXNic: "Creepy DM: I want to shave your legs.
On reflection this would have been a real time saver.
If you're reading this, call me?
@BritXNic: I don't chase guys unless I have my inhaler with me.
@BritXNic: Don't argue with strangers on the Internet.
Save up all that negative energy for your coworkers and door to door salesmen.
@BritXNic: For every person pleased at meeting their TC in real life. Another 762 are climbing out of bathroom windows and smashing their phone.