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@BuckyIsotope : If you tell me you’re having a bad day I will quietly grab you by the face and stare deeply into your eyes and whisper “all days are bad days”

@BuckyIsotope: *pulls United States of America cartridge out of the Nintendo and blows on it*

@BuckyIsotope: *all the Avengers line up to face Thanos*
THANOS: who’s the purple guy
IRON MAN: that’s Hawkeye
THANOS: oh
THOR: he shoots arrows
THANOS: like magical ones?
CAPTAIN AMERICA: *pauses* just regular ones
THANOS: I see
HAWKEYE: you guys know I can hear you right

@BuckyIsotope: *plane starts to crash*
Don't worry, Jesus is my co-pilot
*looks over to see Jesus jumping out with the only parachute*
Well hell

@BuckyIsotope: PRINCESS PEACH: oh Mario I have terrible news
MARIO: what is it
PRINCESS PEACH: Luigi is dead!
MARIO: who?
PRINCESS PEACH: *sighs and pinches bridge of her nose* green you is dead
MARIO: oh no!

@BuckyIsotope: Void?
Y E S F R I E N D
Can you answer a question?
Y E S
What's the meaning of life?
L O O K B E H I N D Y O U
There's nothing there.

Oh.

@BuckyIsotope: STEVE MILLER: some people call me the space cowboy
ME: dude we only did that once and we all really really regret it

@BuckyIsotope: Take on cheese
(Take on cheese)
Take brie on
(Take on cheese)
Camembert
And fromage

@BuckyIsotope: That was your first time water skiing?
"Yeah"
I've never seen anyone that good. Incredible.
"Thanks"
What's your name anyway
*Jesus winks*

@BuckyIsotope: KIDS: trick or treat
ME: hang on guys I’m still setting up the sushi bar. Who likes eel?