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Page of BuckyIsotope's best tweets

@BuckyIsotope : I'll bet you I can make this chicken fly
"You're on"
*puts sunglasses and Weezer t-shirt on chicken*
*squirts Axe body spray*
Pay up

@BuckyIsotope: WIFE: how’s dinner
ME: these mashed potatoes are dank
WIFE: is that bad or good
ME: …
WIFE: …
ME: I don’t know

@BuckyIsotope: *sadly removes MY KID IS AN HONOR STUDENT bumper sticker and replaces it with MY KID SUCKS AT FORTNITE*

@BuckyIsotope: If you tell me you’re having a bad day I will quietly grab you by the face and stare deeply into your eyes and whisper “all days are bad days”

@BuckyIsotope: *pulls United States of America cartridge out of the Nintendo and blows on it*

@BuckyIsotope: *all the Avengers line up to face Thanos*
THANOS: who’s the purple guy
IRON MAN: that’s Hawkeye
THANOS: oh
THOR: he shoots arrows
THANOS: like magical ones?
CAPTAIN AMERICA: *pauses* just regular ones
THANOS: I see
HAWKEYE: you guys know I can hear you right

@BuckyIsotope: *plane starts to crash*
Don't worry, Jesus is my co-pilot
*looks over to see Jesus jumping out with the only parachute*
Well hell

@BuckyIsotope: PRINCESS PEACH: oh Mario I have terrible news
MARIO: what is it
PRINCESS PEACH: Luigi is dead!
MARIO: who?
PRINCESS PEACH: *sighs and pinches bridge of her nose* green you is dead
MARIO: oh no!

@BuckyIsotope: Void?
Y E S F R I E N D
Can you answer a question?
Y E S
What's the meaning of life?
L O O K B E H I N D Y O U
There's nothing there.

Oh.

@BuckyIsotope: STEVE MILLER: some people call me the space cowboy
ME: dude we only did that once and we all really really regret it