@Burtslorp

FB lets you write your sex in now, so I have officially become a hat.

@Burtslorp

WHAT DO WE WANT?

Migraine relief.

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?

Yell again & they’ll never find your body.

@Burtslorp

*Jesus looks over bill from last supper*
“It looks like a fair tip would be about 30 silver.”
“I got this!” Judas yells, almost too quickly.