@CArmanthegirl

Me: I’m gonna take a nap
Him: ok I’ll go in the next room and make lots of noise

@CArmanthegirl

Me: these edibles are shit

(30 minutes later)

I’m gonna play Jenga with these Oreos

@CArmanthegirl

Oh look the neighbors have a Halloween inflatable
-releases the cats

@CArmanthegirl

I’m starting to think that guy in 5th grade isn’t going to ask me to couple skate

@CArmanthegirl

A sleeve of Oreos each night will whiten your teeth. Everyone knows this