Having a teenage driver is great. My favorite rule of his so far is JESUS STOP BURPING IN THE CAR MOM!
A group of gambling monks is called a game of chants
I used to work in a salon. The pay was terrible but coming home each day with all the free hair I could carry was a dream come true!
I had a coughing fit at my doctor’s office and she ran out to get me a drink
It turned into a laughing coughing fit when she came back and asked “is Pepsi ok?”
The big difference between a gynecologist and an outdoorsman is that only one can include pictures with his fish stories
The best way to have self-control with queso dip in the house is to forget to hide it from your family and let them get to it first