Jesus Christ. They stole your tweet. Not your first born son.
I bet if Jesus had turned water into Vodka. The Bible would’ve been a lot more interesting.
I love strippers. They’re awesome. Plus I can’t get my girlfriend to do shit for a dollar.
Just found out men don’t need prostate exams till at least 40. I think my doctor has a lot of explaining to do.
Just found out men don’t need prostate exams till at least 40. I think my doctor has a lot of explaining to do.