You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles
We talk a big game for a species that has a favourite cup
[Giving directions in America]
Go two blocks down and take a left on 4th
[Directions in England]
Go down this road, past the big tree, over the bridge throwing a snack to the troll, dodge the wizard and it’s right there on the edge of the magical forest