Apple needs to develop a feature that disables Amazon when it knows you’re drinking.
Hashtag don’t drink and Prime.
This new sauté pan and I have vastly different definitions of non stick.
So hot these last few days I’ve consumed 1,473,968 gallons of water and only peed 3 times
Don’t tell me how to live my life, box.
Them: Where do you see yourself in 30+ years?
Me:
Son’s journal entry
💯 sweet 💯 inaccurate on all counts
I mean…but I did
