A required corporate training course said to build strong relationships.
Also, HR told me it’s “inappropriate” to kiss strangers.
*Throws all 900 baby items in garbage*
*Buys Magic 8 Ball*
*Whispers*, This is how we raise you now.
Every morning I wake up and every morning there is no breakfast in bed. We have got to do something about this level of poverty!
*Inspirational Tweets*
I call bullshit on red wine reducing fat. If there was any truth to that, I’d resemble a crack addict.
Waiter: What dressing would you like on your salad?
Me: Ice cream
*Whispers, spitters are for quitters.
~Wine tasting, you pervs!