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I wear a mask in public, not only because the vast majority of doctors say it’s safe and an effective way to combat COVID-19, but also to hide my second chin.

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Just overheard my 6-year-old son ask Alexa, “Alexa, is there anyone my dad could beat up?”

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I am pretty impressed with the woman that created the algorithm to take the first photo of a black hole. Especially because it took me four tries to correctly spell the word “algorithm.”

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I wonder if people in Fiji pay $6 a bottle for “American Water.”

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So it turns out that the cookie dough flavored toothpaste I have been using is actually just normal cookie dough.

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If I’ve learned anything from movies, it’s that if you are investigating something important and get shot, you have to leave the hospital, even though the doctors say you shouldn’t.

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This librarian isn’t even wearing glasses! I’m not even going to ask her where a book is. She’s not going to know.

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My teenage son says that fanny packs are back in style at his high school. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT MY ENTIRE LIFE!

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Fun fact: At the end of Titanic, when all the people are dying in the water, if you listen very closely, you can hear a faint, “Marco” and then an even fainter, “Polo.”