Ok..I get it now..When you spoke in a normal voice it was unclear what you meant but once you screamed the identical words it all made sense
I can’t believe the pharmacy hasn’t called!
“Oh they did..3 or 4 days ago..I forgot to tell you. What’s it’s for anyway?”
Anxiety.
“Remember Robert from work?”
Yeah..he was a douche.
“He died.”
WHAT?!? OMG..He was such a nice guy!
Even my cats are sick of the snow..They meow to go out..I open the door..and they freeze and look at me like “WHY is this shit still here?”
North and South
Be Careful Driving
#BostonBlizzard2015
Zombies..stay away from junk people or you’ll gain a shit-ton of weight.
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
Hubby has an alarm app where you can record your own sounds or music to wake up to. I just changed his to “THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!”
There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire..watching the evidence burn.
Another previously unknown dinosaur was the Thesaurus who used flowery language to confuse and disorient predators while he made his escape
I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym.