@Chhapiness Pretty upsetting that during such a time of pandemic, some people are refusing to take their work home with them… Like my children’s nanny
@Chhapiness @Chhapiness Me: *Holding a door and hiding behind it*
Murderer: *walks through the door*
Me *passive aggressive*: YOU’RE WELCOME
@Chhapiness *Password must be hard to guess*
New Password: H0neyWhatDoYouWantForDinner?
@Chhapiness Me: *Living in the US for 16 years*
Me: *Calls mom in India everyday 9PM*
Mom: *Everyday* What time is it there?
#TrueStory
@Chhapiness *Area 51*
Me: Hi
Female Alien: I have a boyfriend
@Chhapiness Embarrassed that our five year old walked into the bedroom at 2am and saw us pulling the blanket to hide our phones and cheese sticks
@Chhapiness Me: We have communication issues, trust issues and she’s passive aggressive
*Therapist slowly turns to the other chair and looks at the GPS*