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My children wanted to play airplane rides and are very upset because I told them my flight is fully booked
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Kids talking at bedtime are like the marketing emails which you’ve unsubscribed to multiple times
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My wife still brings up the one time in 2014 when an open bag of popcorn fell from the top kitchen cabinet and I whispered cornfetti
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Thrilled that my 5YO started reading chapter books.
Terrified that she’ll find out the words, pages and chapters I skipped during bedtime routine
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Today I learned that you never bring a ‘I did the dishes’ to a ‘you never pick things up’ fight
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Not to brag but my wife and I can hold complete conversations by rage loading the dishwasher
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My wife got upset when I asked her to take out the lavender scented trash bag, proving that lavender doesn’t have any calming effect
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Until I became a parent I had never heard a human cry because they bumped their head on the roof of a blanket fort
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Who do atheists pray to when figuring out their child’s online school schedule?
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My 7YO was coloring in her room on her desk, now I’m wiping off the paint from every part of the house