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@ChickenMclovin : I told my sandwich to "go make me a girlfriend"

@chickenmclovin: New way to avoid pregnancy:
Wear double condom with chilli powder in between.
If outer breaks she will know,
if inner breaks u will know.

@chickenmclovin: Twilight drinking game rules:

1) drink 40 shots when you press play so you can die before the movie starts.