Me *trying to buy yet another gardening device*
Home Depot employee: I’m sorry, you exceeded your rake limit
This probably isn’t good
Opening twitter feels like visiting a recently abandoned house – you can still see how things have been but every now and then a picture falls from the wall and no one bothers to look what’s causing the weird smell in the kitchen
I can’t deal with men any longer
No problem, 3 people is my maximum anyway
Girl, if you’re into rocks, I promise you’ll be
GOOD LORD WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE oh wait it’s just the tile pattern
Washing machine doesn’t give a shit
Oh my god gurrrll, he said WHAT? Told you men are trash now did I, alright gimme the tea!
My daily affirmation
Is everything ok, babe? You haven’t even touched your eppe
Yeah, I don’t think this is how it works
What the hell is going on in that bathroom?
Why did they have to make a sign
why did they have to make a sign
why did they have to make a sign
Say sliders to drugs
Say no to yes