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@ChiefTwittler : If I die, bury me with fire extinguishers. Because: Hell

@ChiefTwittler: Probing: Aliens have had plenty of time to figure out our biology -now they're just having fun.

@ChiefTwittler: I like my women so intelligent that it takes me days to realize I was insulted.