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@ChiefTwittler : If I die, bury me with fire extinguishers. Because: Hell
@ChiefTwittler: Relationship Status: changing locks
@ChiefTwittler: Relationship Status: Lurking
@ChiefTwittler: Probing: Aliens have had plenty of time to figure out our biology -now they're just having fun.
@ChiefTwittler: I like my women so intelligent that it takes me days to realize I was insulted.
@ChiefTwittler: I bet black unicorns have the biggest horns.