I rarely follow anyone blindly on twitter..
1. I read your bio
2. I enlarge your avi
3. I read a few of your tweets
4. I look thru your photos
5. I Google you
6. I drive by your house
7. I make my decision
Money never impressed me much.. but neither has being poor.
Hormonal teenage daughter: Where do you want to be buried?
Me: You mean after I die, right?
Just saw a car with “Just Married” on the back window. Do people still do that? Get married, I mean..
Did you know that nuns have to eat a banana with a knife and fork?