I don’t worry about my ex husband stealing my identity because he never even remembered my birthday
I got this box of water on my flight last night. It is not better. It tastes like a petting zoo
I got this box of water on my flight last night. It is not better. It tastes like a petting zoo
Suddenly realized I forgot about the tea I made a couple hours ago, only to find I also forgot to actually make the tea
“So, which burner is your favorite? Mine is usually the back left.” -Me, trying to make friends in my 30’s
Thoughts and prayers for my mom, she’s really struggling with my weight
Once saw a mortgage application where a guy put his job description as “self employed street pharmacist”
I think about that a lot
Was I outside watering plants when my food was getting delivered? Yes
Did I hide behind my house so the driver didn’t see me? Also yes