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When I die donate my body to science

Science: No thanks we’re good

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Rock, paper, scissors?

-The proctologist removing items from me

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Blood is thicker than water, so I’m going to have to use Comet on this bathtub

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Every episode of my life starts with a short recap and the voice over says “Previously on wasted potential…”