I’m just a girl sitting here wondering which outfit I own goes best with bad decisions…
If you insist on changing someone, do it without their knowledge….Like by poisoning their food.
Sure I’ll join your Cause on Facebook…Right after I jump out of an airplane without a parachute…
I’m perfectly fine with kissing frogs to find a prince…But I draw the line at kissing snakes.
Are you on a Wanted Poster, because you are sketchy as hell…
Calm down check out guy, you don’t have to inspect my $20 so hard, If I was talented enough to make my own, I wouldn’t be in Quickie Mart..
The Police come right away when you tell em your baby is locked in the car…
They don’t however think it’s cute to call your phone baby..