Bahaha. Loving the support, maybe we’ll get this handled.
Pro tip: when you have a drug test and they tell you to go to the bathroom in the cup, that means PEE. Always.
If I were a waitress, I’d be planting fake engagement rings in every girl’s food, just to see their boyfriends panic.
If you don’t open your mouth when you yawn, you’re a monster. I’m serious. Let that demon go. You’re freaking everybody out.