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@CliffDuffy : Me: I must warn you, I'm like an animal in bed.

Her: That's fine by me!

*burrows under the covers and falls asleep at the foot of the bed*

@CliffDuffy: Becky on Facebook is having a bad hair day and wonders if anything will ever go right. Be strong Becky, be strong. Also shut up.

@CliffDuffy: Doctor: How did you get all those bruises?

Me: Rough sex

Doctor: That looks unhealthy and should stop

Me: Talk to your nurse about that