Parents: Are you eating well at school?
Me: Totally
*Eats sugary cereal for every meal from the dining hall*
College goes from 0 to 100 so fast. You go from just hanging out for a few weeks then all of a sudden you have 4 exams 5 quizzes 6 speeches and 7 papers due in 2 days
When your friends are on their phones, but you ran out of things to check
Me: I wanna travel somewhere
My bank account: To the other room? or?
Me: I need to finish the semester strong
Friend: hey
Me: u right, I should skip class tomorrow
“College looks so fun I bet your camera roll is insane”
My camera roll:
Parent teacher conferences in college:
Mom: how’s my son doing?
Prof: I’ve never seen this man in my life
18-22 is a confusing age. I got friends getting married, some in prison, and some still have to ask their parents to stay out past curfew.
Funny how our parents used to tell us not to talk to strangers online but now that’s the only way to make friends at school
This dogs tail is more talented than I will ever be
College is like a Dora the Explorer episode; your professor asks a question, stares at you and then answers their own question.
High school teachers: “Your college profs aren’t going to be as lenient as we are.”
College profs: “Sorry I’m late I didn’t want to come.”