Buying a girl drinks at the bar is played out. You gotta send a pizza & a basket of wings to her table
Don’t bring up something I said 30 minutes ago. I’m a different person, I’ve changed since then.
You got 30 minutes to text me back or I’m breaking into your house & responding to myself.
Valentine’s Day makes me realize how single I really am. But I’m still gonna sleep like a baby knowing I’m not getting cheated on.