@CountMackula

Go to a doctor?

When there’s all this free advice on the internet?

@CountMackula

Sorry I called your baby ugly

I should have just gave the more socially acceptable “Aww.. looks just like you!”

@CountMackula

I remember when people just wanted to date someone with personality..but noOoo, now everyone’s gotta have multiple.

@CountMackula

Im not trying to brag or anything, but I just got invited to play Candy Crush on FB