@Cpin42: A cop just yelled at me and took away my glow sticks. That’s the last time I go to a search party.
@Cpin42: Missed Connection: You were dangling from a cliff. I was scrambling for my cell phone. You fell before I could take a picture.
@Cpin42: Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job?
[flashback to everyone chanting “SHIT PANTS”]
Me: It was just time for a change.
@Cpin42: Pros & cons of being a skeleton:
Cons: no sex, love, food, friendship, books, music, movies, art..
Pros: you can play your rib cage like a xylophone
@Cpin42: If you’re having money problems, don’t get discouraged. Two years ago I filed for bankruptcy and now I live in a tent in my uncle’s backyard
@Cpin42: If a whale bit my leg, I would simply pursue him relentlessly until my obsessive hatred became my undoing