Asked my kid what kind of donut he wanted and his answer was “six.”
The first bird to chew food for her kids was probably just trying to leave for work on time.
Demonstrated a somersault for my kid and almost died.
Before I had a child, I never knew that quietly disposing of a balloon could feel so much like a murder.
“This may be our 85th viewing of this movie, but we’ll watch it as intently as if it was only our 23rd”
-Toddlers
Toddler tech support: “Did you try throwing it and crying?”