@Daisyldoo

If you stop vacuuming your stairs eventually they become a snack bar for your kids.

@Daisyldoo

If your kids are getting on your nerves you can take them sledding and watch them face plant into the snow for a sense of justice.

@Daisyldoo

My toddler found a roll of quarters and is throwing money everywhere. Is she Scrooge Mcduck? Am I rich?

@Daisyldoo

Everything about parenting is as unexpected and surprising as finding a dirty fork in the shower.

But, please, why is there a fork in the shower?