If you stop vacuuming your stairs eventually they become a snack bar for your kids.
If your kids are getting on your nerves you can take them sledding and watch them face plant into the snow for a sense of justice.
My toddler found a roll of quarters and is throwing money everywhere. Is she Scrooge Mcduck? Am I rich?
Everything about parenting is as unexpected and surprising as finding a dirty fork in the shower.
But, please, why is there a fork in the shower?