I haven’t gotten my blood pressure checked in probably like 3 years, but I wear sunscreen every day because healthy living is about balance.
Here’s my plan. I infiltrate a therapist networking group on Facebook. I ask questions about “my client” to gather their advice. There is no client. It’s me in a cheap wig. I get free therapy from 468 professionals. I fix myself. Then I start a podcast.
What if we joined gangs based on our favorite pasta shape?
Do I lie completely still during sex? Yes, but what makes me unique is I mutter “light as a feather, stiff as a board” while I do it.
I hope no one murders you..but if they do, I hope it’s quick and interesting enough to get you on Dateline.
Getting a paper cut in the exact same place 2 days in a row is how I know I pissed off a witch.