*still doesn’t understand when or why asterisks started indicating action*
If you ever get attacked by a bear, throw your shark at it. Also, get a shark.
If you’re able to roll over in your grave, you should save that energy for yelling and digging.
I can’t believe “wife-beater shirt” is a commonly accepted term. Do they go well with child-molester hats and puppy-kicker shoes?
Curiosity gave the cat slightly high blood pressure but nothing to be concerned about.
Dandelions are just like regular lions, except they wear ascots.