@DanOverHere

Facebook needs an “I’ve already seen this on Twitter” button.

@DanOverHere

My boss asked me for a brief word. I said “underpants?” and we laughed and laughed and I’m clearing out my desk.

@DanOverHere

-Boss: “Send me one of your funny tweets”
-Me: “I’m working at the moment, I’ll send you one later”
-Boss: “Hahaha! Send me another one.”