Frozen II begins with what every child wants to see: 7 minutes of complicated mythological exposition
Turns out when society collapses, every single person has the exact same instinct and it is to bake bread
Always a massive red flag than when a guy lists “The Art of War” as one of his favorite books. It’s like, you’re an accountant, Brent, you’re not Tyrion Lannister
If you pay me $50 I’ll show up to your funeral but stand really far away, holding a black umbrella regardless of the weather, so that people think you died with a dark and interesting secret.
I really hope the Tesla board doesn’t force out Elon Musk because that it 100% how we get a Green Goblin scenario
ME: lololol can’t believe my parents don’t understand how to attach a document to an email lolol
ALSO ME: what is taxes help i am so confused and also the only thing I can cook is popcorn
*to the tune of Losing My Religion*
That’s me in the corner
That’s me at the cheese plate
Eating all your crackers
the best part of Fight Club is how some guys saw Edward Norton punching himself in a parking lot and thought “hell yeah i’m on board”
BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always
BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us
GUY: How do you make a living?
FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what?