What’s that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute? Oh yeah…39
Wasn’t wearing my glasses at the park and bent down to pet some guy’s gym bag. How’s your night going?!
My dog’s pissed cos I buy him Senior food. He won’t admit he’s older now. So I scratch out the “i” on each can & tell him it’s Mexican food.
IDEA FOR COURTROOM SKETCH ARTISTS: a camera