Today I realized that I lead an extremely secretive life for someone that no one is actually paying attention to.
Amazon Prime sounds like a great dating site for Super Fierce Cougars.
Ok, I’m finally off dairy. Next is sugar, then heroin.
I think it’s only called hoarding when you’re poor.
You collect clowns AND porcelain dolls??
Are you sure you don’t want some help filling out your dating profile sir?
My husband thinks it’s really weird I only like green bananas and I think it’s really weird I have a husband.
So eBay takes 10% of your profits and Craig’s List is 100% free, but with the chance of being murdered…such a dilemma