That artsy picture you took of your Jack Daniels really spoke to me.
It said “This persons an alcoholic but still takes decent pictures.”
My grocery list is just a piece of paper saying don’t run into anyone you know
If you’re a girl on twitter and you have no pictures of yourself, I’m automatically assuming you’re a cat that learned to use a computer.
It’s not that I accept the Terms and Conditions. It’s just that I would rather not spend the rest of my life reading them.