@DearAnyone

“Try to score a goal. Don’t use your hands. See you afterwards.” – Soccer coaches

@DearAnyone

I think it’s fun that witches chose brooms to fly on, but if I were them, I’d fly on a rifle. This way when you land you have a rifle.

@DearAnyone

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.